zorra

A Spanish term roughly equivalent to the anglo-saxon "bitch", but with sexual overtones relating to the relative ease with which one can get her into bed.

puta zorra de mierda

by CAH June 10, 2005

Zoroastrianism

The dualistic religious system founded by the Persian prophet Zarathustra (Zoroaster in Greek) and set forth in the Avesta in the late 7th or early 6th centuries BCE, teaching the worship of Ahura Mazda in the context of a universal struggle between the forces of light and of darkness. It is one of the most ancient of living religions and once the faith of the Persian Empire. It is also rooted in ancient Aryan traditions. Today there are less than 200,000 Zoroastrians, mostly in Iran, India, and the West. At the age of 30, Zarathustra was returning with river water for haoma for spring festival when he had a vision and was taken before Ahura Mazda, The Wise Lord, the supreme creator & his 7 created helpers, the Holy Immortals (Amesha Spentas) by the Vohu Manah. Zoroastrianism teaches that Ahura Mazda is the supreme god and all others are subordinate to him. It also teaches that the evil spirit, Angra Mainyu (Ahriman in Pahlavi) and his demons (daevas) upholds the Lie (druj) instead of Truth (asha). As a result, this creates conflict between humans who follow the Lie (dregvant) and those who uphold the Truth (ashavan).

The religion also teaches that each person has free will to choose, with consequences of happiness and misery. Zoroastrians believe that when someone dies, the body must be kept in home for 3 days while the soul hangs about it. On the 4th day, the corpse-bearer raise a massive Tower of Silence (dakhma) with a circular stone platform on the top inclined to a central wall. The body is stripped and then placed on this, exposed to vultures and elements. When the flesh is gone, the bones are swept into the well to disintegrate. This is done to minimize effects of decay on the air, fire, earth, and water. Many Parsis still use Towers of Silence, but those in Iran have shifted to earth burial and those in the West use burial or cremation. After this life, each person is judged at the Chinvat Bridge, shaped as a sword. It turns on its edge for the evil and they fall into an abyss of torment and the righteous pass over it as a broad and flat path to rewards in heaven. The traditional temple of Zoroastrianism is the Fire Temple. It has a central chamber with a stone platform on which fire is always burning in a metal urn on a bed of sand or ash. The priest (magi) keep the fire, perform rituals, prayer, and wear masks so they do not pollute the fire. The fire at Udvada north of Bombay is held to have burned for over 1,000 years.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ June 1, 2010

Zoraya

A stunningly beautiful and charismatic girl. She has a warm persona and is adventurous, energetic, confident and quick-witted. Zoraya's loyalty makes for an enthusiastic and generous friend. Keywords: enigmatic, warm, intellectual, steadfast

Look at that gorgeous girl by the bar. She is such a Zoraya.

by aspeth_ January 12, 2012

Zorbed

It is the light-headed feeling you get from nicotine

I just smoked 3 cigarettes, I'm hella zorbed

by gab6 February 28, 2017

Zortoid

A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.

Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP

Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.

by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009

zorndorf

A mythical wizard that enjoys gettin froggy

You cant stare a Zorndorf directly in its eyes

by HMBBigBoi October 13, 2011

Zorro Penis

An erect penis dressed up as Zorro.

After achieving a full erection, the creation of Zorro Penis was underway. A small black mask with 2 eye holes wrapped around the tip of the penis. A small cloth cape tied around the topmost part of the shaft. and a tiny, flat brimmed hat to top it all off.

by ClicksMcGee August 22, 2012