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Zenie

The money unit (appereantly, through the Budokai video games) found in the anime of Dragon Ball,Z, and GT.
"Here is Your prize money!!"=50,000 Zenie
by Matt V. November 27, 2004
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zanism

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”
While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.
by Artaran September 14, 2008
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Person1: “write bad bitch
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Zeniya

Zeniya is a beautiful name, that goes along with a beautiful person. Anyone with the name Zeniya is very out-going and will always brighten your day with her happiness.
She is always smiling no matter what.

Everyone loves her and she gets all the boys.
If you have a Zeniya in your life, right now go and tell her how wonderful she is and how much you like her. If you're a guy, ask her out. You won't regret it!
"Woah, do you see her?"
"That's Zeniya!"
"Oh I think I'm going to ask her out!!"
"You should!"
by Omgomgomgyourcute October 8, 2013
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Zenix

Zenix is the most awesome dude out there, he’s super hot and amazing
That dude zenix is gonna make me cream
by Zenix is awesome November 15, 2021
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zeist

(noun) shortened version of zeitgeist.
to be in the spirit of the time.
to be trending.
A: Hey dude. Is normcore back in?
B: I'm pretty sure its in the zeist now.
by MrFuckUrbanDictionary October 19, 2022
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Zenos

The title given to he that has defeated both god and Titan.
Only one Zenos can exist at any given time, all though there was an insane battle between two who challenged each other for the title and it's powers. the "Zenos" is a combination of the names of the most powerful of each being. Zeus and Cronos (Kronos).
That Battle between Kratos and Jachimike was insane. Never going to be a better one. Jachimike won though and is now the new Zenos.

Fuck that! The Zenos is a myth!

Shit, move the Zenos is coming.
by the Gentlemanx February 15, 2012
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