zeeb

A total dork with geeklike attributes.

You are such a zeeb.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

Zelenskied

verb

Past tense of zelenky

1. When you have grandiose plans, but someone more badass than you comes along and ruins it.

1. King Leonidas zelenskied Xerxes I, and told him, “ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ “ when the Persian king demanded that the Spartans relinquish their weapons.

2. Bruh, don’t make me have to zelensky your overconfident ass.

3. Vladimir Putin got zelenskied hard.

by Jonny Travieso February 28, 2022

zeeb

a party like animal.

You are such a zeeb!

by anglestr181 October 17, 2003

Zelenskyy

The Gigachad. A Hero. Current pharaoh of the free world. He says a word and people obey. Everyone has a crush on him. His cojones are visible from the outer space. The leader of the most based nation in the world. He can joke, dance, lead a country in war, play piano with his enormous dick and does everything with excellence.

Zelenskyy makes other leaders look like clowns.

Zelensky is only 170 cm tall due to the weight of his giant balls.

I want to have Zelenskyy's babies! And i'm a man.

by scarlettfor March 29, 2022

Zelibe

(n) 1. Ownage 2. The act or process of ownage (vb) 1. To own 2. To donkey punch or stgh

w00t; that movie was t3h Zelibe!

by Frank Brian Louis December 14, 2003

Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Basically the Captain America of Ukraine.

A comedian and former actor, president Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the hero we need in this godforsaken world.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 4, 2022

Zeeban Gloopan

Zeeban Gloopan is a human made organisum that was made in ww2 by Nazi scientists. It was injectected into a number of Nazi soldiers to enhance muscle growth, rapid healing of wounds and recovery of illness, it also trippled the size of there schlong. It became part of there dna and passed on to there childern so there are a number of people even today carrying Zeeban Gloopan, it has since been extracted and sold on the streets, there is a high rish that within 100yrs 90% of the world population will be Zeeban Gloopansteiners.

Yo you seelin dat Zeeban Gloopan ?
Yea man i be slangin dat shit

ZEEEBBAANNN GLOOOPPAANNN !!!!!!

by Heinrick Schutz July 28, 2014