Zjardi

A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.

The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.

by goon June 21, 2004

Zardy

that one scare crow thats in a maze and would like to scare you away

Zardy: WELCOME TO THE CORN MAZE DUM DUMS!
boy from fnf: ma-
zardy: HOLD THAT PHRASE I DONT LIKE PEOPLE HERE SO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

by someone else thats not u May 7, 2021

Zenardis

Sexy ass nigga, the perfect human being,
Nobody in the world can match this man/woman in pure sex appeal

Man: hello my name is Zenardis

Girl:FUCK IM WET *cums*

by KenZerk May 29, 2022

zardon

a person with teeth that make them look like a dinosaur.

that girl smiles like a zardon.

by JerkrJim May 19, 2009

Ztard

1. Idiot
2. Someone who they are god gift to sheep

Look at that Ztard with them hip boots

by Bruces daddy July 3, 2010

Zard

Cigarette, smoke

"I'm going to go smoke a zard" or "Hey man, can I bum a zard?"

by psycho337 October 24, 2008

zard

scruff mcgruff the crime dog's word for a stranger, criminal, publc threat, etc.

billy: who is that guy outside of our house?
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.

by eugene keen December 14, 2006