Zander

Small penis stop zander u small prick
Zander is stupid he lies about his dick
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Zander

A dumbass that lays around in the nude drinking 20 whiskey's a day after a hard day at school or work and prefers drugs and sex over spending time with his girl.
"that dude is like a Zander, damn... Sucks to be him."
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Zander

Is a fuck boi mainly goes out with ugly ass girls
Fuck boi Zander
by Themannnnns March 14, 2017
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A fucking Cunt who deserves nothing more but to be homeless. Such a scab who will make fun of you for nothing. People only friends with him because they are scared
Why’s he being like that?

Well that’s typical Zander
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a guy who talks big game and yet can't last for any more than 5 seconds. Cant stay interested enough on one girl then falls in love with someone who slept next to him while he was drunk. also someone who wants become a pastor but can't get his shit together which concerns everyone who knows him.
So dude, if you become fuck buddies, don't turn into a Zander.
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by Jackass May 16, 2003
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A cheater who hurts every girl he’s with. And who doesn’t know what love is.
Oh yea Zander.. he hurt my best friend and then the next day tried getting with me
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