darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
by geelbooyair December 15, 2012
Get the can your own peachesmug. For a gentleman to attempt to cum in his own face...
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Mike: "I am bored"
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009
Get the Paint your own portraitmug. When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.
What you up to dog?
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.
Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE
by My shit don't stank July 22, 2011
Get the smelling your own shitmug. The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
by JaRknessd May 10, 2010
Get the Blowing your own Penismug. Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.
"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
by Suburbanz71 May 31, 2019
Get the Digging your own gravemug. khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."
partyczar: fact.
partyczar: fact.
by khortsarethenewjorts May 9, 2011
Get the toot your own hornmug. A self congratulatory motion involving bumping one's own fists together in a "fist bump," reserved for moments of complete awesomeness.
Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.
Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.
Person 2: That's tite,man! Did you celebrate with a fist bump or a jump-hip bump?
Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.
Example:
Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!
Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?
Person 1: Like a quarry worker!
Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.
Example:
Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!
Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?
Person 1: Like a quarry worker!
by Clanate August 30, 2013
Get the knock your own rockmug.