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yonk

A period of exactly NINE (9) years
by yerodretep December 23, 2004
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yonks ago

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago
Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago
by Jaybaly June 23, 2016
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Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"
Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!
by Shavvy April 23, 2009
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Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.
Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!
by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019
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Bonking Yonk

a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers
Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk
by HiBob12 July 10, 2010
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Te apesta el yonke

Marina te apesta el yonke
by kutter kat April 3, 2021
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Yonk

A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"
Shut up you fucking yonk
by Pörñ ïs nîc3 December 13, 2019
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