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Yonis

"Yonis has a magnetic personality and enthusiasm makes for success in any field but Leos require autonomy and some individual power over their work."

"Yonis is The Emper. He royal presence demands respect. Yonis are like the Sun itself, warm and radiant, ready to help great and small, an"d give without counting the cost. No-one is kinder than a Yoins, but can be badly hurt if people ignore or misunderstand them."

"If Yonis is your name you're naturally cheerful, and walk out onto the world's stage with a smile on your face. People are drawn to you, heads turn, and ...let's be honest... you love it! You're neither proud nor pushy, but sometmes people see you like that. "

The most amazing person this world has ever been blessed with. He will make your heartbeat fast with an "i love you" and make you weak in the kneeswith a kiss. He will make you feel like the most important person in his life, and make you feel like you're the only one he wants. He is everything every girl could ever want. He has a wonderful personality, and a great sense of humor to go with it. He always knows the perfect thing to say in any situation.

Yonis is someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with, not just a few months. Any time you get to spend with him you should enjoy every minute of it, whether it be playing video games, cooking, or having to run to the store, you should love every single second.

Yonis a.k.a Mr steal you're girl
Yonis is one sexy nigga.
by Shadowtraveller December 19, 2019
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Yoni Zamboni

Any device or individual involved in the total depilation of the mons veneris, mound of Venus, pudenda , pussy mound or, of course, Yoni
Wow, Steffi, your ladyparts are so smooth! Would you let me borrow your Yoni Zamboni before my date with Brad?
by osmium quarkmatter January 5, 2020
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Yoni

Yoni is a cool guy who likes programming and gaming.
If you ever come across someone named Yoni you should be nice to them.

Yoni is not a pussy.
Yoni is cool! I wanna hang out with him.
by yoniisnotapussy February 10, 2020
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Dirty Yoni

The act of having the worlds nastiest cooch.
You do not want to sleep with Kirah I hear she has a Dirty Yoni.
by Xmina June 27, 2020
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Yonis

A person who simply referred to has “dat nigga”. Yonis is a person that no other man could be. He makes “allat money” and receives “all dat pussy”
Look, it’s a guy that makes a shit load of money and still has time to f$&k b!tches. He had to be Yonis
by Hailey white November 20, 2023
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Yony

A prestigious nickname for a long time member of Y.O.N.E.T. Big Mexican/Italian fellar that hates to eat and lift. Commonly will have tribal tattoos and cornrows.
by Brenyan Bolson April 24, 2023
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Yoni

Yoni was born by the God of Vegetation, Javid. Yoni translates from Hebrew to The Man. He doesn’t have the highest IQ but makes it up with his massive under tool.
How’s the Mayor of Great Neck?

Yoni? He’s good, he’s busy eating cereal and making tik toks.
by Jason’s Uncle December 3, 2022
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