yoink

To relieve a dear friend of something they no longer need.

"Thanks for the wallet, mate. Yoink"

by Benster May 16, 2003

yoink

noise made when object is stolen.

he said "yoink" when he jacked the airplane.

by the pope January 9, 2005

Yoink

A word to describe the act of stealing something. First used online in social networks sites by COK™ in the act of thieving hugs and kisses. The expression quickly made it's way to the real world where popular television series like 'The Simpsons' shamelessly copied the saying and claimed to invent it themselves.

You just "yoinked" my hug!!

by Cok™ January 25, 2013

yoink

Onomatopoeia: Word used for objects removed faster than the eye could possibly see, which perchance is 24-30 frames per second, depending on whether you are in Europe or in the United States.

"Yoink! I have ganked your french fries!", exclaimed Bill.
"Damnation! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings!", declaimed Fred.

by tonehog December 28, 2005

Yoink

A common word used by the majority of the Californian population. It is used as a synonym, but not limited to, the word "fuck"

Oh my god, Stacey yoinked up her test, she'll probably get a bad grade!

by RagTagMan July 18, 2017

yoink

Derived from the animated tv show, The Simpsons, this word, also associated with D'oh!, is the noise made when stealing something in blatant view

Lindsay :*turns away, leaving chips unattended*
Alex: YOINK!
Lindsay: Hey, why'd you take my chips!?

by Ezzy September 23, 2005

yoink

To violently or non violently take an object from another, regardless of the love or respect the yoinkee has for the beyoinked object.

"Yoink!" I exclaimed wickedly as I sharply stole Martha's hat.

by shellybasser April 8, 2003