yates

V. the art of drowning in the bathtub
reference Andrea Yates, Texas

My boyfriend makes me so mad, I could yates him.

by Ritter Hoy October 17, 2008

yates

1 (noun) A place or person that tries to put up a brave front to convince everyone that all is fine, yet in reality it's all falling apart.

2 (Verb) To not pay a person a set wage, even though you've promised to do so in the past.

3. (Proper Noun) A Syndrome where one must find an apology from thin air for not having a specified item that everyone else takes for granted.

1. "This place is a real Yates's!"

"That person thinks he's all that, but really he's just a fucking Yates"

2. "Listen, bud, if you don't buck up your ideas, I'll Yates you!"

"Aww, man, I've been Yates again for the fifth time in a row!! When am I going to get paid???"

3. (After hearing the phrase in normal conversation "I'm sorry we have no mushy peas / carling / tetleys / fosters / working toilets" etc etc) "I'm saying these things without thinking or checking any more!! Oh my God! I must have 'Yates Syndrome'!!!"

by archee's chicken July 8, 2003

Yentes

Woman with huge titties.

That MILF is a real yentes!

by Haleigh & Eric December 15, 2006

Yates

A Shit and Semen mix.

I pulled my dick out of her ass and there was Yates all over it!

by Jphole September 28, 2013

yates

male/female? a severely mentally retarded, dumpster divin, acne riddled, greasy hair, toothless stripper, racoon loving, mangie ass, grandpa/dad type family, growth on nose, and black heads on snaggles.

Get your yates ass out of that dumpster!

by Alicious December 8, 2006

Yeats

To be cool. Amazing. Epic.

Dude, last night was so yeats.

by Chaz Rockwell January 3, 2011

Dan yates

Gayest thing on earth

Omg he's such a Dan yates

by Annonymousssss....x February 12, 2019