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Xylopussy

When more than 3 girls lay naked in a line and a man takes his penis and slaps each of the women's vagina's.
Last night, I got a bunch of girls to help me play the xylopussy.
by tatman180 April 22, 2011
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Xylo

Slang term for xylophone, a tuned melodic percussion instrument, made of either wood, kelon, or a similar resonant material. Often having a musical range of at least two octaves, xylophones have a very articulate and characteristic sound. They are a very important instrument in today's bands and orchestras.
OK percussion, sort out the parts, and make sure you remember there is a xylophone solo during this piece.
or
Did you guys hear that wicked xylophone solo in Sabre Dance?
by Shane January 7, 2005
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xylophone

A slang term used within the pro-ana community to describe the visibility of a female's chest / sternum bones due to extreme thinness.

Interchangeable with "xylobone."
"That low-cut dress really shows off your xylophone."

"That model was so skinny, all I could look at was her xylophone."
by NatashaSP January 20, 2009
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xylophoning

banging ones cock on someone's teeth while they are smiling
by huster April 22, 2003
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xylanthrax

(zye-la-thracks)

It’s charcoal
Candace: I’ve got them steaks, you bring the xylanthrax.
Farmel: Anthrax?
Candace: No man, the charcoal, it’s xylanthrax.
Farmel: George Bloody Wilson say’s “you can’t say cunt in Canada.”
Candace: Adam Sandler says “he’s got know idea what’s going on with chicken pot pie in lunch lady land.” Where did the hobbit boy go with the grill?
Farmel: He’s in the shed with Erik
Candace: Darn it, there goes dinner those two fluffers take way to long playing leap frog on each others dongs.
Farmel: I think need the anthrax instead.
Candace: It’s not my fault your guy and your bro are gayer than Daniel Tosh with Jimmy Falons ping pong balls screaming god hates queers while they play master of the realms with each others taint tickles. Mr. Garison would play too. Ding, dong it’s easy em k. Christmas is hear. You bro is queer.

Farmel: Dumb ditch you love the queer.

Candace: You love a hobbit that licks the peanut butter off the dog.

Farmel: Even?
Candace: Yeah, were even. I support Jew Theater anyway.
by HlpM3hlpMeL April 6, 2010
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xalone

One who's beauty is beyond compare. So full of Joy and happiness, she doesn't take life too seriously.. Giggles at mostly everything.. A girl that knows what she wants and goes after it, Even if she has to manipulate the situation.. Very lovely and sweet personality.. Can be very sensitive so please don't make this one mad, she will burn you..
Xalone is the one for me..
by Becky_Bones December 20, 2016
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xylophonedogs

When you have so little of a life that you search up xylophonedogs in your spare time. XD is short for xylophonedogs.
My dad's car broke down in the traffic jam of the freeway. xylophonedogs!
by xylophonedogs November 6, 2017
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