Barbie-wrapped 

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.

I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.

Barbie-wrapped by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010

strawberry wrapped chronic 

A blunt; Chronic wrapped in a strawberry swisher sweet or strawberry wrapping paper

I am about to embark on some strawberry wrapped chronic.

strawberry wrapped chronic by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004

booby-wrapped 

a gift wrapped with things such as duct tape to make it virtually impossible to open

Dude 1: Dude how long has he been at the booby-wrapped present

Dude 2: 2 hours but what he doesn't know is that it is tighty whities

Dude 1: that is some good booby wrapping

booby-wrapped by zasquatch December 21, 2009

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club 

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021

bacon wrapped frog cock 

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

bacon wrapped frog cock by Autoniic August 7, 2022

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic 

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

nigger wrapped up in a sheet 

A slang term for an arab

Twilight Zone- The Movie

"What is an arab anyway, A nigger wrapped up in a sheet?"

nigger wrapped up in a sheet by Ted Striker December 21, 2007