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the woody

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.
Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.
by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008
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Woodie

Its another word for boner. When you see some one and u get turned on.
Guy#1:Dude did you see that girl she was sexy
Guy#2: Yeah i saw her she got me a big woodie
by GetItOn October 19, 2009
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Woodies

Woodies

To come out of no where.

A word that is primarily of the asian dialect and has plagued the schools Lower Merion and Harriton High School for some time.

Woodies is short for woodwork.

Often used in the expression Popped out the woodies. Other Variations of the word have been "woodworks", Woods, and shrimped

sometimes when said can sound like wudies, or wooties, depending on how said.
1. awwwwwwwwww anthony popped out the woodies!
2. Shrimped out the woods.
3. Man that dude popped out the woods.
by the woodie poppa February 23, 2009
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woodie

Woodie is 1950s-60s surfer slang for a wood-paneled stationwagon.
Jan and Dean drove their woodie down to the beach.
by Boadi Rigaud July 20, 2008
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woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.
I often get a spontaneous woodie!
by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021
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woody

the term a father uses to explain the sensation a male might recieve when he thinks lustful thoughts
"when your around a girl you might get a woody" *vomits*!! DAD! sick!!
by Fran-e and Sage August 28, 2004
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woody

The King of all Hobos...a.k.a. Woody the weak , Woody the worthless , Woody the waste of Wood
That Woody's a fuckin' hobo !!
by Chaich February 10, 2004
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