Wonkeley

Wonkeley can mean essentially anything you want, but mostly pertains to partying. Or parts of your body being smashed up/ looking funny. It's best used in an Australian accent.

We got a bit too wonkeley last night!

Brandon's eight incher is looking quite wonkeley in his pants.

by SmelseaC April 12, 2011

Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.

Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.

by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

Wookey hole

Another name for vagina, also a series of caves in South West England.

Nick: why did you break up with Mal?
Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.

by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020

wonky slush

another word for lean; sprite with cough syrup

jeff- “we should make some wonky slush” 😏

by alibuz January 11, 2021

Wokey

A derogatory term against woke people; more precisely, Twitter-Woke people.

Woke Loser: Hello, how are y-
Based Person: KYS, Wokey

by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

Wonker

A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

by Mib 001 December 19, 2003

wonky

Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.

The UI on that site is kind of wonky.
My demo works, but when you start clicking around things get a little wonky.

by palousa April 17, 2003