Wong-status 

(Adj.) Refers to someone who is extremely high and has squinted eyes because of it. Derived from the word "Wong" which is a common Asian last name.

"Wow, look at Cameron. He's so wong-status right now"
"After smoking marijuana, one may experience the act of being wong-status."

Wong-status by SwagOG November 17, 2011

Wong It

The art of winging it in mong style. Basically having a red hot crack at doing something in a manner that defies all reason and logic. This can include actions performed by accident or without realization by an individual lacking in physical and cerebral ability and of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity (refer to fucktard). However, more often than not the individual is fully aware of and blissfully carefree to the fact that their actions are insanely fucked up, that they are prone to fucking up and that they have questionable mental capacity (refer to fuckmonkey or douche).

Example 1: "Fuck Trev, I know your mum is a cumdumpster but she offered to blow me. I wasn't sure what to do so I just wonged it! Man she sucks a good dick!"

Example 2: "Not sure if attaching these electrodes to my balls will fix my erectile disfunction, but fuck it, I'm just gonna wong it!".

Wong It by OneSwollenNut September 24, 2013

wong tong titties 

When you eat noodles off a girls tits and Slurp the juice off of them

Jessica and I were fucking last night and I got the left over Chinese from the fridge and poured the noodles all over her titties and made some Wong tong titties

wong tong titties by 13-50=47 June 16, 2016

Wong yukei 

Wong yukei better known as lucas is a guy from NCT who is the sexiest hottest guy ever!! He is a flirty person but is so sexy it makes you want to pass away and be fucked by him he seduces everyone with his face and abs

He is very tall but so HOT!! If anyone think he isn’t sexy they have issues! His face everything makes you want to have sex with him and make out because of his looks and personality yeah he might have child personality but trust me when he gets horny i bet he is good at sex by the way he acts and his photo shoots!

Girl: OMG wong yukei is so sexy

Boy: no he is not

Shows picture

OmG nvm i think I’m gay

Wong yukei by BabyBear_xuxi January 12, 2021

Wong Dong 

Wong Dong , Wong-Dong, or Wongdong

Noun
1. A person who made a mistake or regretted

decision (I goofed up kinda thing)

EX- Bob: "Hey didn't you buy that cheap tv right?"

Tom: Yeah! I did, I was a Wong Dong

2. A penis

EX- "Please keep your Wong-Dong in your pants"

3. Someone who acts like a douche, jerk or dick Can be Male Or Female

EX- Tracy:"OMG bob was being such a Jerk to you

Becky!!!

Becky:" Hes been that way all week,He is starting to

be a real Wongdong!

Wong Dong Examples Listed Above, each example shows which way to spell for each meaning

Wong Dong by Serious Joker August 1, 2014

Wong ho 

Its when a man stick his dick in the ass of an asian woman who didn't want it there and she screams Wong ho song ho wong ho

alright Julia I'm in,julia: wong ho wong ho wong ho

Wong ho by Cletus junker December 18, 2018

Wong Tong 

A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.

We're talking huge here.

Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."

Wong Tong by Everybody's Homefry June 10, 2008