weezer

A band that sings about many issues in life and doesn't care about what the critics say.

A true ROCK band.

One of the very FEW bands that high schoolers and college students listen to and can actually relate to, unlike many new wave emo bands that have exploded onto the scene.

Weezer sings with emotion but doesn't use it as a selling point.

If a weezer song is covered during some coffee shop band's performance, people get nostalgic and start cheering them on, that shows how great of a band Weezer was. I mean if Taking Back Sunday was played during a cover concert, i would find it hard to reveal that i would actually know the song being played.

After (insert most boring class here) stacy went up to her room, and put on some Weezer, while her good for nothing boyfriend calls about how much he misses her.

by Steak Salisbury August 29, 2005

weezer

a really awesome band. some people think that they are emo or punk, but in reality they are a brand loser rock known as indie.

cool guy:i love weezer
screamokid(me):hells yeah i love em too
stupid emokid:they suck
me:YOU SUCK!!!

by the counterculture April 23, 2005

Weezer Listener

a slur for white people
typically a bland or stereotypical Californian, who sometimes but not always listens to weezer

guy: did you break up with brad?
girl: yeah i couldn't stand him he was such a Weezer Listener

by 19inchCockdmme April 1, 2020

Weezerinos

A group of 3 or more active weezer listeners

Person 1- "ew omg look over there"

Person 2- "what is it?"

Person 1- "its a bunch of weezerinos there's like 6 of them"

Person - "ew, fucking virgins"

by Super00sucker May 8, 2022

Weezer

Weezer are sort of a nerd rock band... but the thing is that they have created their own mixed genre with a bit of everything. Everything to do with the Weez should be based around Blue and Pinkerton, 2 of my favourite albums ever.
They did OK with their latest three albums, Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe but have evidently deteirated over time.
I like their early lyrics and melodies... and the best song is probably... eughh... no, I can't decide.

Weezer pwn yoose. OK?

by Rincewind_SW August 12, 2005

wheezed the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.

"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."

by Lany loo December 24, 2008

Cheesey Weezer

You are jacking off while your girl is asleep. As soon as she hits R.E.M.sleep and starts to snore you jam your rod down her throat and cheese off she then wakes up weezing.Some definitions include a donkey punch and forcing the weezer to make them a grilled cheese sandwhich. Also known as cheezing the Breather or gargling the cheddar.

Dude, I came home from work last night and saw the delivery boy giving my wife a Cheesey Weezer.

by Frankie Satin March 12, 2008