wizard food

any items refering to drugs and other bad stuff, i.e. pills, weed, heroin, cocaine, etc.

"i had such a rogh day at the office, some wizard food will settle my nerves."

by the virg. January 27, 2005

pay off wizard

Someone who calls on the river when he is beat. Usually referred to as donks or bad poker players.

"You called me with middle pair? Wow you're a pay off wizard."

by stu kendall November 4, 2008

Wizard Yensid

a guy with an "amazing" mic

Guy #5452531: hey have you ever heard of wizard yensid?
Guy #7841376: yeah, his mic is so beautiful.

by UrbanZhen October 20, 2019

chinball wizard

A man who likes to suck dick (and thereby likes having his chin to someone's balls).

That chinball wizard drinks more semen than water.

by Orca January 27, 2003

Wizard on

What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!

by teamludobagman March 11, 2019

penis wizard

A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .

The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard

by slkMdafknrik December 7, 2014

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020