winstone

a term used to describe a creature preserved in tar.

the sabre tooth tiger in the tar pit was a 'winstone'

by max levy October 8, 2004

Winstons

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Winston Cigarette

A brand of cigarette indroduced in 1954 by the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. It quickly became the best selling brand in America. It held the Number 1 spot from 1966 to 1972, thanks to the successful marketing slogan "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should."

During the 1980s, Winston cigarettes became the most popular brand in Puerto Rico, probably because of their marketing "Winston y Puerto Rico: No hay nada mejor" ("Winston and Puerto Rico: There is nothing better"), as well as their cultural association with the "salsa sensual" or "salsa erotica" movement.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a cigarette?

Guy 2: Sure take a Winston Cigarette, there robust and full of flavor, additive free, and naturally smooth. They really do taste good like a cigarette should.

Guy 1: Wow thanks these Winston Cigarettes sure are robust and full of flavor.

by Winstons Rule October 8, 2009

Winstedian

A raggy of Winsted who is too lazy to say, who lives in winsted, from winsted, or of winsted. There is much controversy in this small town over over if you are a Winstedian, or a Winstenite.

Only Winstedians can be true raggies.

by zac archer January 11, 2008

Owen Wilsoned

To be owned in the ass twice as hard as regular ownage. To be Owen Wilsoned is an honor.

Did you see that guy get murked for an Owen Wilsoned? I sure did and it was hella tight bro; I mean who sees someone gets Owen Wilsoned that hard?

by 11swilson March 6, 2009

Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.

Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.

by girugamesh March 1, 2014

lazy winston

to get shit done with little effort

I only needed a C on my final exam so I did a lazy winston and passed the class.

by JZ (aka ZMAN) January 11, 2011