wanksmith

Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.

I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.

by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Wanksman

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

by Nibb June 5, 2009

windshield wiper fluid

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.

-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.

by a handicap. September 7, 2022

armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Reverse Windshield Wiper

A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.

The reverse windshield wiper is a fun way to get rid of dingleberries.

by Go12pack July 27, 2009

nexus the kingdom of the winds

An old mmo, one of the originals.
-Sprite based graphics
-Strong player-run community (economy, subpaths, events, etc)
-Nexon was great while they owned it
-Kru doesn't do squat cept ruin the game

a game where ckid>you>nexon>kru>BIA>NA>beagle

Oh shit! That darned ckid just got a crazy stataddict record in only ox/snake/bandit and somehow beat guys who do water3! I must say I got mad pwnt whilst playing nexus the kingdom of the winds.

by SXmeister October 27, 2006