winged whale

a derogatory term for a fat bird.

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.

by treeofshit January 12, 2011

whingebag

A Person whom complains about every thing and any thing no mater how relevant to the situation, this person is about as annoying as the rustling of a plastic bag next to your ear for a few hours.

Friend: Gosh, your painting is just circles.
Artist: Damn your such a whingebag.

by Phoenixblaze Nature February 7, 2015

wingernails

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.

Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

by chrispencer k. cunningham III January 21, 2010

whingefest

Now most common in chatgroups -- previously observed at the village well, later the parish pump : a group enjoying a good old communal moan about anything and everything.

'I've given up that chatline -- it's now just a whingefest about everything that's wrong with urban life...'

'I left the dinner-party when it developed into a whingefest about the government...'

'That bitch is a one-woman whingefest -- it makes me tired just listening to her endless moans...

by mikroth December 16, 2007

Wiggernugget

A piece of information, idea, or other experience that is mentally confusing or challenging. This is used when describing the idea to someone else. Example: That was a real wiggernugget. This often is used with a woozy or euphoric Whooooh, That was a real wiggernugget!

Man, I just went to see Inception, and Whoooh, it was a real wiggernugget.

by Poochy89 July 18, 2010

whingebooking

someone uses facebook as a "dear diary I hate my life" platform on a regular basis, typically goes hand in hand with Vaguebooking too, sufferers are often in a "complicated relationship" (aka too weak to move on) or hate their job/partner/life so most of their facebooking is negative and when challenged about it will often whinge even more!

Just saw Dave's facebook status again, he's sooo whingebooking again check it out : "Ok its official I'm really P***d off now. I'm tired, bored, fed up, annoyed, and irritated so in case you wondered yes I'm well and truly F***D OFF!!!!"

by shanerbn September 15, 2010

whinge binge

To vent a series of unrelated complaints, one after another without pause.

Why'd you put the phone down in the middle of your call?

It's just Mary, she's on a whinge binge and I can't be bothered listening.

by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008