a creepy, pathetic and obsessed admirer with no friends that one wouldn’t actually date or admit being friends with but keeps around in order to continually be complimented; a metaphorical situation is one that would involve said individual licking the front window of the person who keeps him/her around
Person A: Dude, who's that girl that's always hanging around with you? Your girlfriend?
Person B: Hell no. She's just my window licker. She's like a groupie only sad, pathetic, and gross. She says nice things about me all the time but she's always there.
Person B: Hell no. She's just my window licker. She's like a groupie only sad, pathetic, and gross. She says nice things about me all the time but she's always there.
by Teresa Anastasia February 12, 2007
Get the window lickermug. someone who if not licking windows on the short bus is normally licking there shoulder on drulling on themselves
by dr richard cheese May 12, 2006
Get the window lickermug. by Robin Licker August 11, 2004
Get the window lickermug. Vauxhall Zafira, Citroen Picasso, Ford Focus C max ETC are all examples of window licker buses with the window licker driving it usually with his/her ear stuck to the mobile phone, usually spotted driving in the middle lane. also found in carparks banging their doors against your car.
by Turbo5 July 24, 2008
Get the window lickermug. A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard
by Setfu777 March 25, 2021
Get the helmet wearing window lickermug. Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.
I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.
by skid mark vz September 27, 2007
Get the short bus window lickermug. A person who metaphorically licks windows over and over (consistently) again Ana again assuming that they must be retarded.
Jacque with her horrible management skills, even with her degree, fires all her employees for being "too nice" that she is widely viewed as a re-re window licker.
by livemessenger July 10, 2015
Get the Re-re window lickermug.