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wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.
Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.
by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010
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Wiggle Weld

Wiggle Weld is used by the motor industry to repair brush on weld 'properly'.

After a brush on weld, the surfaces are heavily contaminated and cannot accept a propper weld. As a reuslt, the repairer must wiggle weld the area.

This is done by poking the welding torch into the hole, pushing the trigger and rapidly wiggling it about causing lumps of slag to stick at random to the surfaces. Slag, kown for its structural strength, then builds up and gradually fills the hole.

Unlike brush on weld, wiggle weld will generally pass an MOT!
Mechanic:- Some matey has brush on welded this car. Gonna have to wiggle weld it.

MOT Tester:- What the Fuck is that?! A Kin Wiggle weld?! Oh alright then!
by DMIG October 31, 2011
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Wiggle Flapper

The absolute correct answer to any argument.
Sam: No, Guy, Narwhals are real!
Guy: WIGGLE FLAPPER
Sam: Im going to shave off your mother's ass hair, roll it up into a blunt, and make you smoke it
by GUMBALL AND CUPCAKE April 27, 2013
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Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

1. A song loved by almost all.
2. The worst sexy dance move and man can and will do for their woman
Last night she asked me to dance for her. So i put on her favorite song "Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle" and danced for her. She wont stop laughing
by BellyMan5000 June 30, 2017
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Wiggle my pillow

wiggle my pillow I’m thirsty
by Jfsc November 4, 2018
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Wiggle Space

The extra space in your pants that allow for your stomach to expand after a large meal.
Lidia: "OOF. I am so full."
Daniela: "OOF. I know right we ate too much sushi. Good thing I have some wiggle space!"
by FixedDruck September 23, 2019
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wiggle jiggle itis

its where you laugh so much you obtain the ledgendary triple chin and you become a wiggle walrus. its only treated by linda wine.
you got some serious wiggle jiggle itis. looks like your going to have to be slapped back to sanity and fed 300 gallons of linda wine.
by akhsdbkasjfn May 30, 2021
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