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Winter war

1 ) The biggest ass-rape in military history. During WWII in Winter 1939 to 1940, The USSR declares war on Finland - a small country, very few men (25k), and hardly any vehicles. However, they manage to rape the USSR's 1.5 million men superpower of an armed force.
The war ended with a peace treaty between the two countries.

2) A slang when a small opponent beats a tougher force by a landslide.
1 ) Don't fuck with Finland, they'll rape your army just like the Winter War.

2 ) Jimmy the small midget did a winter war on the big bully and got his money back.
by Military History March 8, 2010
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Winter Soldier

A man of color, normally black, who exclusively dates white women or snow bunnies
Guy 1: Why didn't Marcus come to the party?
Guy 2: You know how he is. He said if it ain't he ain't going.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I forgot bro's a winter soldier.
by It'sOnlyEntertainment March 8, 2023
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500 years of winter

The best band ever.
More punk rock than 5Sos.
The biggest band on the planet.
Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford are their biggest fans.
#500yearsofwinter
Example tweets about 500 years of winter:

"we're a family that turned themselves into a band.

kind of like the Jackson 5, but cooler.

#500YearsOfWinter"

" laughing cause #500yearsofwinter is already more popular than the wanted"

"people in my school are sooo basic
and they don't even know that i'm a band member wtf

#500YearsOfWinter"
by @holylxrry January 10, 2014
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Winterguard

This is an extention of Colorguard. Members wear massive amount of Makeup and Interesting Costumes to portray emotion and perform prerecorded music. This is one of the hardest things you can do.
We Dance better than the Dance Team (DUH) and Spin gracefully or Fastley a Flag, Rifle, Sabre.
by Bridget October 4, 2004
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Grizzly Wintergreen

Grizzly wintergreen, also known as the welfare bear, a delicious low budget dip that has an excellent buzz. Grizzly chewing tabacco contains a "full lid" unlike Copenhagen chewing tabacco products. For the prince you pay, nothing comes close!
Guy 1- Hey, whatcha dippin'?

Guy 2- Skoal shitrus!

Guy1- Dont dip that garbage, if you ain't spittin' black get your panties out ya crack! Grab some grizzly wintergreen and throw in a hog leg!
by Throwinahogleg January 5, 2014
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Winter Beater

An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt

Or

A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.
As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months
by J-Mo October 14, 2004
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Winter Haven

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.
Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008
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