In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.
"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"
Widow-Dicking
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"
Widow-Dicking
by buckeye02 September 18, 2012
Get the Widow-Dicking mug.A game widow is someone whose significant other is obsessed with gaming. They will sit alone night after night to the sounds of ghouls, guns and screeching tires, while their significant other continues to build the calluses on their fingers. The game widow will have numerous gaming machines to dust and clean all the while, she/ he is wondering what they can do to break them so they can have their significant other back in their lives.
A game widow is a person whose significant other plays games 24 hours a day or at least what seems like 24 hours a day.
by sillypeigal February 4, 2010
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John was such a good man. It is a shame he chased that Charizard into traffic and was hit by several city busses in a row, obliterating his corpse. Now his wife Shirley is a Pokemon Widow.
by CC8675309 July 18, 2016
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I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007
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"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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Get the Cyber Widow mug.Spouse of a triathlete.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.
by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009
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