NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANNISH INQUiSITION
by not the spanish inquisition January 11, 2022
The first thing you say when you stub your when walk by an stationary object, in your bare feet, and you hit your toe's'
*walking by a chair*
Jen: hey mom can you help me with....
*crack*
Jen:OUCH! WTF!! Why?! would a chair be right here!
Jen: hey mom can you help me with....
*crack*
Jen:OUCH! WTF!! Why?! would a chair be right here!
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Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Tell me."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "If you aren't going to tell me then just leave."
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Tell me."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "If you aren't going to tell me then just leave."
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