Poke the Whiskers

To fuck a hairy pussy.

John whipped out his cock after eyeing Jans's hairy pussy to Poke the Whiskers.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

Whisker Sniff

When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.

Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.

Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Chilly whiskers

A phrase used to exclaim one's coldness.

"It's cold outside." - John
"Chilly whiskers!" - Jack

by Jake_LM November 6, 2013

Whisker pussying

The act of pleasuring a woman with the tip(s) of your mustache.

Jim: Dude I've never been that drunk before!
Jake: Do you even remember what happened?

Jim: Hell no bro, I totally killed 3 6'ers in a shotgun battle.
Jake: All you could talk about was the monster whisker pussying you preformed on a female individual..
Jim: What the fuck is whisker pussying?!
Jake: Ask your sister..

by Vātsyāyana April 13, 2014

rubbing whiskers

Two partners with pubic hair engage in penetrative intercourse while hair follicles brush against each other.

Cookie and Pooh Bear were rubbing whiskers all night. It was like two cashmere sweaters were giving each other a hug.

by friedorfertilized June 18, 2020

Whiskered Raisin

A hairy, meaty pussy

1st guy: Yo, how was that chick you hooked up with last night dude?

2nd Guy: She was alright, but I must say, I was a little disgusted with her whiskered raisin.

by Coherent November 19, 2009

whisker fish

Any species of cat fish

they were fishing at the river last night for whisker fish

by Lil Red Neck Girl June 14, 2011