A chili dog. It can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. Mustard is urine. Ketchup is blood. Mayonaise is man jelly. Chili is poopie. The hotdog is the weiner. The bun is the sammich.
JoeBob: Get me a poopie weiner sammich, GooberBoy.
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!
by John Y. August 9, 2004
Get the poopie weiner sammich mug.a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.
Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
by elalmighty March 15, 2019
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I was Sitting on the toilet when the WEINER SNATCHER walked up behind me.....i busted a cap in his ass
by ub3rn00b3r September 23, 2004
Get the Weiner Snatcher mug.weiner sweat pussy pounder or ,pussy pounder, for short, is the greatest achievement a man can obtain and basically means he is a total badass
by Guitarman93 October 26, 2009
Get the weiner sweat pussy pounder mug.1. When one's weiner is not played with by one or more parties; The opposite of 'Weiner fun time'.
2. When one's weiner is handled by another party without satisfaction
2. When one's weiner is handled by another party without satisfaction
1. Tiffany and her friend didn't touch it last night, it was weiner sad time.
2. Tiffany was so awful with hand-stuff and mouth-stuff I had to tell her to stop, it was weiner sad time.
3. I was too drunk to get it up for Tiffany and I had weiner sad time.
2. Tiffany was so awful with hand-stuff and mouth-stuff I had to tell her to stop, it was weiner sad time.
3. I was too drunk to get it up for Tiffany and I had weiner sad time.
by J_akespeare July 16, 2011
Get the Weiner Sad Time mug.As he sat in the chair across the table from me I knew he was a weiner squeezer when he couldn't keep his fingers from squeezing his penis from one end to the other repeatedly.
by D & A December 16, 2005
Get the weiner squeezer mug.an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.
Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!
Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!
by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008
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