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whale

the love of your life. a person you have so much emotion for that it is bigger than a whale. a person you have an infinitely large amount of love for or towards. a person you love so much it makes the size of a whale insignificant. usually this type of person is very sexy and attractive, has gorgeous eyes, and are very funny, and should have alot in common with you.
i love my whale.
i love you as much as a whale.
my boyfriend is such a whale.
by meggieann April 11, 2009
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whaling

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.
Des Moines, Iowa is a great spot for whaling. Me and bob went out and I bagged a 350 pounder!
by Sean S. December 9, 2003
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Whaled on

To get your ass kicked by a fat girl.
Ian done pissed off his wife and got whaled on something fierce!.
by Whaled on May 10, 2015
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Whaling

To go to a bar and try to hook up with fat girls
My roomate loves to go whaling on the weekends
by tc123892 July 27, 2009
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Whaling

The act of having sex with a fat girl who's fanny flaps resemble the tail fin of a diving humpback whale.
"I don't understand why the Japanese like whaling so much. Have they got no taste?"
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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Whaling

Whaling refers to a sex act that mimics how whales mate. The female is face up, on her back, and many other males (possibly up to 10) will lie next to her and try to reach her genital region with their extremely long male organ. They first one to reach her vagina (i.e. the male with the longest dick) wins the procreation game! Also called “side doggy style” or “96-ing”.
Dude, I had such a wild night whaling last night with that chick and those other dudes. I even won the whaling competition because I had the biggest schlong!
by Mdogg77 January 9, 2021
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Whaleing

a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.
yo, lets go whaleing.
by Tim MacDonald December 1, 2006
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