A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
Get the Vertical Butt Weld mug.A clean version of what the hell commonly used within manufacturing plants. References the welding operations that are often present in these settings.
“The production line is down again? What the weld!”
“He never got back to you about that? What the weld is he doing…”
“He never got back to you about that? What the weld is he doing…”
by steezer12 July 30, 2025
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based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
by ontour May 25, 2012
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Plankton: I command you to make me a Krabby Patty! Spongebob Robot: Why don't you ask me later. Plankton: What? WHAT!?!?!? Spongebob Robot: Get welded!
by Nibbatilus March 20, 2019
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One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.
One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.
by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015
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Someone who has never had sex.
It can be used to replace the word “virgin”
Someone who has never had sex.
It can be used to replace the word “virgin”
by Cbod778 February 15, 2019
Get the James Weldon mug.An individual who is glued or, “welded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.
“I’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
“Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”
“Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”
by Mason Stanko June 3, 2021
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