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Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
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What the weld

A clean version of what the hell commonly used within manufacturing plants. References the welding operations that are often present in these settings.
“The production line is down again? What the weld!”

“He never got back to you about that? What the weld is he doing…”
by steezer12 July 30, 2025
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face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters
by ontour May 25, 2012
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Get Welded!

Plankton: I command you to make me a Krabby Patty! Spongebob Robot: Why don't you ask me later. Plankton: What? WHAT!?!?!? Spongebob Robot: Get welded!
by Nibbatilus March 20, 2019
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Welder

A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.

One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.
Jim- Hey mark, isn't james a welder?
Mark- Yeah, thats one bad some-bitch right there.
by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015
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James Weldon

Someone who still has their virginity.
Someone who has never had sex.
It can be used to replace the word “virgin”
Haha bro you are such a James Weldon.

I can’t believe you’re 20 and still a James Weldon
by Cbod778 February 15, 2019
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Wall Welder

An individual who is glued or, “welded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.
“I’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
Please stop being a wall welder and join the party
by Mason Stanko June 3, 2021
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