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perfect weekend

Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.
I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.

Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.
by bryken7 August 2, 2016
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weekend millionaire

A guy who who gets paid on Friday and is at the bar all weekend. When Sunday rolls around, he's broke.
While in Jamaica, I stopped by the local bar and saw the weekend millionaires spending a lot on drinks. I know come Monday, they'll be broke.
by literary.muse September 2, 2010
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Ugly Slut Weekend

Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend, or, USW actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"
I heard Ugly Slut Weekend started at SJU, which I can definitely believe considering the amount of Jersey girls that go there
by papa moyer May 15, 2010
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Weezy Scarf

A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.
Hipster: YO PEEPS CHECK OUT MY WEEZY SCARF!!!
former friends: LOL/SMH YO SON GO READ A BOOK!!!
by Capt.Crunch89 August 6, 2011
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weakybeatup

Someone who cringes from conflict, agrees to all demands, and flees when attacked.
Tad is such a weakybeatup that his neighbor has him taking his suits to the drycleaners.
by klagster June 5, 2015
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Post Weekend Depression

Feeling low and depressed on a Monday after a weekend of drinking and partying.
Joe: What's wrong man? You're not yourself today.

Steve: Just suffering from post weekend depression, I'll be fine by Saturday..
by xMDMx June 23, 2010
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cheeks for weeks

Cheeks for weeks.
Having a large butt, causing fellow bipassers to stare, get sexually aroused, and of course have late night fantasies.
"Dude did you see that girl in the sundress? She had cheeks for weeks."
by BURNHAMMAS May 14, 2016
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