Weepens of Deeth

"Weapons of Death" spoken with a strong New Zealand accent. Spoken often by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden and members of the NZ government and media after the Christchurch mosque shooting in reference to gun control.

"Weepens of Deeth have no place of the streets of New Zealand"

-A New Zealand lawmaker

by Plutonium-239 October 17, 2020

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Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

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Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude April 10, 2011

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Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

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Weeping off

The combined act of masturbating and crying.

Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...

by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011

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