An alcohoic beverage made with equal parts Whiskey, Sour Apple Puckers, and Cranberry juice. Can be made as a martini, shot, or mixed drink. Taste strongly resembles apple juice.
by A. Sugimoto August 23, 2006
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George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?
Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?
Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?
Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?
Boy: But my mom says....
Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?
Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.
Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.
Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.
Boy: Thanks, bro!
Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?
Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?
Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?
Boy: But my mom says....
Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?
Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.
Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.
Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.
Boy: Thanks, bro!
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The Washington Generals are an American exhibition basketball team, best known for their spectacular losing streak in exhibition games against the Harlem Globetrotters.
Dean has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.
Luke received a Washington Generals-level beat down from his opponent.
Luke received a Washington Generals-level beat down from his opponent.
by robo042 March 7, 2010
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The game of wassin', played like "ding dong ditching" where one goes up to a door, spits on the door (mucus, feces), rings the bell and runs away. This game can be played with a group where multiple people spit on multiple windows before the doorbell is rung.
The game of wassin', played like "ding dong ditching" where one goes up to a door, spits on the door (mucus, feces), rings the bell and runs away. This game can be played with a group where multiple people spit on multiple windows before the doorbell is rung.
by Frank The Cook January 22, 2011
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by a frustrated sports fan February 6, 2022
Get the Washington Commanders mug.When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007
Get the george washington surprise mug.A very isolated rich waterfront town on the wealthy north shore in Nassau County, Long Island. Only 45 mins from NYC also,known as the capital of the world. Port is the most diverse ethnicaly town compare,to other north shore towns like; Manhasset, Great Neck, Roslyn etc etc. Very wealthy, a lot,of rich people and old money in this town. Many,movies and scenes has been shot here like; The Great Gatsby, The Wolf of wall street, meet the fosters, and The Godfather just to name a few.Very calm and quiet. Theres a lot of Lanborghinis, Mazeratis, Ferraris, Porche, Bmw, Mercedes, and Fancy antique cars strolling all,over town once the weather warms up. Great School District. Schreiber High school is the 118th best high school in the country. a lot of fun teachers that grew up here in port. Very funny and actually,knows how to keep the class go by fast. Very passionate about learning and it,doesn't feel,like going to school,is a burden. The teachers even wrestle Once a year. The teachers are even all,over youtube. Fun yet very competitive school that has a big diverse student body that are very intelligent and usually end up attending elite ivy league schools. The middle school don't get me started! The only school in the country that banned balls. Due to many kids are getting hurt. The town even have wolves and foxes wandering around through port, and the Sands Point Preserve. Overall nice town, also known as having the best branch on the LIRR!!!.
by Nyerbylife February 20, 2015
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