Wanked

For one too be absolutely and unequivocally mind-fucked. A wanked state of consciousness usually occurs around finals week, when students are reduced to angry twitching wankers.

Wanked can also carry the connotations of being really fucked up on some dank shit.

"Well, I was gonna start studying for my history final but I was way too wanked to pull it off."

"Dude some sticky purp got in last night and i was basically wanked outta my skull"

by Wankaaaaaaaaaa' March 2, 2010

wank

1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit

1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.

by louis October 16, 2001

Wank

Slang British term for the predominantly male act of masturbation.

I wank every day
I'm dying for a wank

by Double G August 7, 2006

wank

to play with ones self in a sexual way!

shaking hands with the one eyed snake.
slapping the salami
choking the chicken
jacking off

by cerebral March 15, 2003

wank

A pleasurable experience that most males and about half of females experience regularely in their lifetime. The way a male would experience this would be to grab the shaft of the erect penis and rapidly moving the foreskin up and down until a climatic experience is reached and semen is rushed out of the penis.

1) i was wanking in the kitchen
2) my parents were gone so i had a wank
3) my friends wank but i don't want to
4) i don't know how to wank
5) i love to wank

by ruzzall July 17, 2006

wank

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

by Wanker May 13, 2005

Wanke

extremely over excited.

He was wanke when he heard about the concert

by The Crusade October 9, 2008