wankertouille

your friends that is a rat and a wanker

your such a wankertouille

by amzazing person February 10, 2022

Wanket

Wank blanket

A blanket or cover that a man uses to jerk it and might still sleep in.

F1:"Dude.. I was at Stan's house and needed to crash but when he handed me a blanket it was soft and crusty at the same time"

F2:"Must have been his wanket, you dont have one?"

F1:"fuck no"

by The wavy train July 27, 2024

Wankentines Day

A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.

I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.

Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?

I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!

by RougeK February 10, 2025

skankety wankety

when a bitch is just too nasty to risk screwing, but you will still FAP with her in mind. For example: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse....

man yesterday this "skankety wankety" was just so damn nasty.

by McClusterfuck May 16, 2010

Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 8, 2015