wanderlink

The act of progressively clicking-through all of a site's hyperlinks to see where they take you; usually the result of boredom.

One goes wanderlinking.

"I stumbled across this website during a late night session of wanderlinking."

by Brian Klotz March 17, 2005

wandering

The act of performing fingering but using a wand instead. Commonly used by Hermione in Harry Potter

Hermione is wandering while she imagines Harry getting butt fucked by Ron

by Geestapo January 19, 2015

wandering jew

a jew after ww2

Jarret, a wandering jew, had fled the city because his non jewish friends were bullying him

by imoncrackandmeth24.7 August 3, 2019

wondering zombie

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie

i gave the bitch a wondering zombie

by loaf56231 October 2, 2006

wandering mess

a chick wandering around a theme park, totally drugged up and looking like an absolute mess.

that chick's an absolute wandering mess.

by shark devine January 17, 2005

Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015