Walmart Santa

The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.

Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."

by Sparkyb9875 December 16, 2008

Walmartarian

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.

Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!

by puppymum November 30, 2010

Walmart Chicken

Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.

Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?

Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

walkalator

walk-a⋅la⋅tor  wawk-uh-ley-ter

–noun - Also called moving sidewalk, people mover. a continuously moving sidewalk on an endless loop for carrying passengers from one place to another. Normally found in an airport. Useful to get you to another terminal faster so you don't miss your flight or to Starbucks for expensive coffee at the airport.

I'll take the walkalator to the next terminal.

by Sam Smythe August 5, 2009

Walcan

A cross-breed between a walrus and a toucan. it has the body of a walrus and the beak, wings, and tail of a toucan. it is fond of eating homework.

Teacher-"Why didn't you do your homework?"

Student-"My walcan ate it."

by Mr. Genius 5872 December 21, 2010

Walmart alumni

People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.

Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.

by automaticwpn December 19, 2010

Walao

what the hell

*Eve spills tea on adam*
Adam: WALAO eh so clumsy!!

by Seaital October 20, 2010