waf

The colloquial abbreviation for : what a flop

*insert name* waf, lol!!!

by Mirataku February 5, 2008

WAF

Wet Ass Farts

Omg what’s THATS smell??!?!? Meat’s got those WAFs

by WafForDays October 30, 2020

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor, meaning tha an appliance, furniture or even your car gathers the practical and aesthetical features that makes it acceptable for woman´s point of view.

-Hollo my darling! Do you like my new pair of 4´speakers? -
- They´re grothesque, and definitely not WAF. . . .take´m out. . .

by Ursus Australis November 16, 2015

WAF

Worthless as Fuck

That kid is so WAF

by StephenKingRocks100 June 13, 2016

waf

A form of saying wtf or what, with a non-serious or silly connotation.

Person 1: Why do you want to go to jail
Person 2: To atone for my crimes
Person 1: waf
Person 2: I have done things

Person 1: waf did you do
Person 2: Stoled.

by Whale Shark Is mentally okay April 10, 2024

Waffing

The non-voluntary form of fart ingestion used for sexual purposes. The waffee is taken by surprise, either during sleep or held down by the waffter who emits a loud and usually smelly fart into the waffee's mouth.

"The hotel maid walked in on me and Mikey while I was waffing him. What a scene".

by Cocoa & the Butfelchers May 22, 2016

WAF

Wet Ass Fart (Nicholas)

Wow man, that was a WAF.

by bbbatj October 2, 2020