by Atazoth_ December 17, 2022
Get the Wren mug.His communication style is a blend of raised eyebrows, heavy sighs, and an occasional harrumph that could put a disgruntled badger to shame. Every sentence seems to start with a "Back in my day…" and end with a "Kids these days…" – as if he's been appointed the official spokesperson for the Grumpy Geriatric Society.
But here's the twist: every now and then, when you least expect it, a Wren will unleash a joke that's so unexpected, so out of character, that you'll question if he's secretly moonlighting as a stand-up comedian. His deadpan delivery and the sheer absurdity of his jokes will leave you wondering if you've stepped into an alternate universe where irritable Geriatrics moonlight as comedians.
But here's the twist: every now and then, when you least expect it, a Wren will unleash a joke that's so unexpected, so out of character, that you'll question if he's secretly moonlighting as a stand-up comedian. His deadpan delivery and the sheer absurdity of his jokes will leave you wondering if you've stepped into an alternate universe where irritable Geriatrics moonlight as comedians.
You can spot a WRen from a mile away, thanks to his signature "I'm not impressed" eyebrows that are practically in competition with his hairline.
by His Lairdship August 16, 2023
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Get the Wren and Cecilia mug.Literally just that. A little brown wren is a cute little bird who is a bit shy like most birds.
If one comes in your house it's a safe bet that it's mate. Is nearby. Little brown wrens. Like to eat birdseed berries and bugs. They will light on anything where they can perch. When it gets dark they will roost until it's daylight. They love indoor plants and picture frames as well.
If one comes in your house it's a safe bet that it's mate. Is nearby. Little brown wrens. Like to eat birdseed berries and bugs. They will light on anything where they can perch. When it gets dark they will roost until it's daylight. They love indoor plants and picture frames as well.
We had a little brown wren come in the house the other day. It took a nap under the bed and in the closet.
by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021
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He loves pasta. He has so many talents, including an expert rock climber and a pro lumberjacker and woodworker, he was also in the army where he became a high-ranking General. He also holds the world record for the most times of a human going to the hospital, and the Mose pens eaten. unfortunately he met an untimely death at the age of 9 .
Georgie wren- 1969-2420
He loves pasta. He has so many talents, including an expert rock climber and a pro lumberjacker and woodworker, he was also in the army where he became a high-ranking General. He also holds the world record for the most times of a human going to the hospital, and the Mose pens eaten. unfortunately he met an untimely death at the age of 9 .
Georgie wren- 1969-2420
Dude 1. Did you hear that Kris broke his neck falling down the stairs.
Dude 2. Bro, he’s such a Georgie wren.
Dude 2. Bro, he’s such a Georgie wren.
by Avocado bacon egg Nader July 20, 2022
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