Whopper jr

Whopper Jr is a term that soldiers are called after they've shot civilians. Most likely its only a name given to those that purposely shoot them.

Whopper Jr here smoked some sheep herders last night.

or

Should i engage them Sgt?

No, Calm down whopper jr those are civilians....

by Geanjin December 25, 2009

wippersnapper

someone that is naive to the world because of their youth

all you dummies are a bunch of wippersnappers! get a job!

by another old man August 14, 2008

whopper

An person who makes an absolute fool out of themself, without being aware that others are laughing at them!!

Get on that fuc**in whopper over there !!

by DJ Rolex July 18, 2009

wopperjawed

(adj)-redneck for "messed up" or askew.

Just off kilter in some way.

Man Glennbob, my car's been all sorts of wopperjawed since i drove through that river. Just ain't runnin right!

by oBoSoB March 22, 2011

Whopper dog

The shit you take the morning after getting lit

After all that bar food and the shots I took last night, I left a whopper dog in the toilet this morning.

by Hughes08 May 11, 2016

Stinkwater Whoppers

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.

Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!

by StynkStar August 11, 2006

Chopper whopper

A chopper whopper is where a man grabs the base of the shaft and makes a chopping motion up and down. Hence the "chopper". For it to be a true whopper, the member must be large.

Jared was on a date with Tracey, and as a last ditch effort, pulled down his pants and shook his huge dick up and down in a chopping motion. Tracey was impressed and asked what was that. Jared replied, "that's a chopper whopper."

by Juicyjsteele January 22, 2017