wiley

A large, fat man, who eats a lot of muffins

Man 1: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”
Man 2: “Don’t be a “Wiley” that chocolate chip muffin from bagel shmagel could feed a family.”

by fatwiley64 April 21, 2023

wiley-coyote

denotes a closeted gay/homosexual when it appears on a big rig truck

That brian is a wiley-coyote.

by hershmeister July 21, 2022

Wiley Magnet Middle

the worst fucking school ever if you have one opinion get ready to be bullied untill you get pulled for online after teachers and staff Do Nothing dor weeks

bro that school is so wiley magnet middle.

guy 2 oh i feel ya.

by zaxhir September 6, 2022

Jane Wiley

She likes horses, Americum, Cooper, and horses

Man that girl Jane Wiley really likes horses

by Orgundunda September 12, 2022

Wiley

The best person ever to live

Wiley is a Wiley.

by Hëłlôó March 30, 2022

Wiley On Wheels

Roses are red
Violets are blue
She'll have your devices down
Or it's bye bye for you!

This girl is a math machine,
watch out out for those poppers!
she'll roll in on her thunderbird (or cart)

and rock your world!

Just remember to clean up your room.

Here comes Wiley On Wheels! Oh man, She is MAD!

by Caden F. May 28, 2021

Wiley's Lust

Wiley's Lust is a lust so strong, specifically from a senior towards a freshman, that it triggers an insatiable desire to goon uncontrollably. The freshmen in question are, as Wiley would say, "mature for their age", so Wiley's Lust triggers one to want to "climb that tree". This gross lust is out of hand, comparable to the seven deadly sin that goes by the same name, and nobody can be saved from it. Once you have Wiley's Lust, you're done for and you'll become a super senior preying on freshmen forever.

Oh no, why is that freshman fine? Why do I want to climb that tree? I think I'm developing WIley's Lust....

by NamanBaz July 8, 2024