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pulling a whoopi

To act as Whoopi Goldberg would in any given situation.

For further clarification on how to pull whoopis and recognize when whoopis are being pulled, please watch the following films and comercials: Ghost, Sister Act, and 1 in 3 like me (light bladder leakage).
Look over there! He's running with a fanny pack! And look! She's running in a habit! Everyone's pulling whoopis today!

Person 1: I just pulled a whoopi.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: I just spritzed. I've been leaking for years!

The following statements are considered examples of pulling a whoopi: "Molly, you in danger girl," "Can I keep this pen?" and "I signed the wrong name... can I have another?"
by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010
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Ass Whoopin

Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way
Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016
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whooptie woo

Noun: A multipurpose word that you can use when you cannot remember what your trying to say.
Hey,please pass me the....a..you know,the whooptie woo! Sitting on the table by you? You know, the thing I use to the weigh the herb with?
by Nickillyssa March 12, 2017
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ass whooped

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.
by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015
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Whoop de doo

Used in the same way "Hooray!" but in a more sarcastic tone, used to (sarcastically) celebrate mediocre acheivments.
Jake: I made myself a sandwich yesterday.
Jack: Whoop de doo
by Controlfreak October 25, 2014
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a can of whoopass

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.
1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
by Ben Graham October 12, 2005
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Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away
Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!
by Agra April 1, 2004
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