Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!
Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."
Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."
Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."
Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."
Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."
Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."
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-whats up?
-did you fuck that armenian chick last night?
-yeah.
-how was it?
-it was cool, until she took off her shirt.
-whats wrong with that?
-bitch was sportin werewolf eyes, i still got one of hairs stuck on the back of my tongue.
-huh.
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-did you fuck that armenian chick last night?
-yeah.
-how was it?
-it was cool, until she took off her shirt.
-whats wrong with that?
-bitch was sportin werewolf eyes, i still got one of hairs stuck on the back of my tongue.
-huh.
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