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Minorities coming from Africa and the Middle East would often travel to Europe and the Americas to get free money and food stamps through welfare.
Germany: Hey, Europe! Accept some Africans into your countries to give them welfare.

All of Europe: Ok

**1 Year Later**

All of Europe: The migrants took all of your money through welfare!
by gagaoreo March 24, 2018
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The answer to all life's problems...
Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
by Kobedropped81 October 11, 2017
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:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.

The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
by mentalkid123 June 5, 2018
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Welfare is a Minecraft Tournament discord server that also includes edating. Since the start it has slowly become a dating server
Welfare.exe has the worst randomized teams.
by kikoman soy sauce October 6, 2020
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- when something is sub-par, inexpensive because of inferior quality:,of little worth because achieved in a discreditable way requiring little effort, deserving of contempt
- this game i bought is so welfare, the state of the country is slightly above the welfare mark
by crankydwarf October 18, 2022
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No! No. You know I don't mean I want get rid of it! It's obviously and indictment regarding how men who aren't banging all of the women are treated by society. Because they still pay taxes!
Hym "I could be on welfare right now but I'm not. Why? Because I shouldn't need it. I should be getting carried around on a Xerxes throne..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Welfare Whore

A woman who continues to have many children, often by different men, in order to live off of the Welfare system.
Marie's pregnant again? She's such a Welfare Whore!
by Shpolfling June 6, 2009
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