A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.
by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017
From the same family of bodily functions as the Screaming Genie. The weeping demon is where you are vomiting and crying at the same time, looking in the mirror after to find tear tracks down your cheeks and vomit on your chin, giving the appearance of a weeping demon.
Dude, is that guy crying?
Give him a break, it's just a weeping demon. At least it's not a screaming genie.
Give him a break, it's just a weeping demon. At least it's not a screaming genie.
by RKJT October 28, 2009
It is where a girl gives you head and you jizz in her mouth and and she makes it come out the tear duct in her eye.
by Chris Da Man Wood October 20, 2004
A distressed/emotionally distraught female willing to give sexual intercourse or other sexual acts in attempt to forget her misery.
Derived from the word poontang meaning vagina or sexual intercourse.
Derived from the word poontang meaning vagina or sexual intercourse.
Louf "Man, I heard Geeb was crying and getting drunk all weekend!"
Peej "Should have snatched that Weep-Tang!"
Peej "Should have snatched that Weep-Tang!"
by Peeeeeeeeeej August 11, 2009
The simultaneous act of masturbating and sobbing like it's the apocalypse. This is often done as an act of relaxation, stress relief, and/or self-pity. The beat and weep can occur at any time of day and in any place, unfortunately sometimes it is mid-day and in a public setting, but you just can't help it. Common triggers for the beat and weep include but are not limited to Sarah McLachlan songs, Dawsons Creek episodes, SPCA commercials, and The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan. This unfortunate act happens all too often because every one knows tears are the best lubricant.
Instead of going to the concert in the park with all his friends, Keegan stayed home after a long day to sit in the dog cage and have himself a lonely beat and weep.
by Rape May August 02, 2011
by blair knows all March 17, 2018