Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

whammerama

When you prepare to commit a hate crime.

“I was like, woah we live in a society!” “Whammerama”
“What?”
“Never mind It’s stupid.”

by Tousumei December 18, 2019

Walloping Webhammer

The Walloping Webhammer in fortnite.

"Brodie used the Walloping Webhammer in fortnite" said Brendan Ryder Lynn Carter.

by Brodiculous December 6, 2022

bearded war hammer

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

by english 210 April 8, 2009

Whammers

Large breasts that have the propensity to wham together during physical exertion.

Look at the size of them whammers!

by Skillo December 2, 2017

Whammer

What some people call Dominic’s penis when it is erect

Is he about to pull his dick out

(Dominic pulls his dick out)

Wooah look at that whammer?

That guy jus smacked her face around with it right here in the beach

by Choke em N stroke em April 28, 2021

Gym Whammer

A person who constantly talk about the gym, posts muscular selfies half naked, and looks down an anyone smaller than them

Ste stop talking about your gains, you're such a gym whammer

by MrRampage September 27, 2015