Wallet Drop

The act of a teabag done by a female- due to the fact that they do not have testicles the phrase teabagging doesn't apply here.

Essentially it's the act of squatting over someone's face, Of course in a demeaning way.

That chick just wallet dropped me... but I was okay with it.

or

"I just got teabagged by a girl!"

"No man, that's wallet dropping."

by Ultimate/pool August 5, 2009

wallet-ass

A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.

"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"

"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."

by Richard Oslo December 9, 2008

Wallet Leach

A term used to describe your children after they've been around a few years and you realize just how much of a financial burden they really are. Generally people compensate the fact that they're pissing away all their money (on someone that will probably be a dead end loser just like them) by telling themselves that all that money spent (wasted) will one day result in a well rounded successful human being.

I use to make a comfortable living, but then I had a couple of wallet leaches and now I've got to get a second job.

by Guru on a hill September 10, 2011

Wallet Bud

Little nugs of weed and small amounts of stem that one carries in his/her wallet.

Person 1: "We've run out of weed!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got some wallet bud!"

by eetswag April 7, 2017

Wallet flush

Wallet Flush: Extraordinary and unexpected one-time expense, usually associated with car repairs, particularly European brands. Also, includes expenses related to, among others, veterinarian, heating/air-conditioning and plumbing. Not to be confused with the more painful Wallet Enema.

The veterinarian gave Bob a Wallet flush!

by Bobnoxious May 18, 2017

Wallet rape

buying an Apple product.

Wallace: Hey dude, I just bought the new Mac Pro
Random Intelligent Person: You just got wallet raped man. You could build a better computer yourself for half the price.
Wallace: But. but. ummmmm. Apple is better because *insert reasons here that make no sense at all*

by DreadPirateSherberts October 27, 2013

Wallet Drain

When your significant other drains all the money out of your wallet/purse.

I love da bitch, but man she is a serious case of wallet drain.

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004