A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.
by Richard Oslo October 23, 2007
1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.
2. A random insult.
2. A random insult.
Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!
Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!
Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!
by IAmElScorcho May 17, 2011