wallet-ass

A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.

"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"

"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."

by Richard Oslo December 9, 2008

Ass Wallet

1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.

2. A random insult.

Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!

Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!

by IAmElScorcho June 10, 2011

Wallet Assault

When you throw your wallet at someone

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020

Walletpasser

Someone who is very generous and earnest.

Rex is a true walletpasser. He loves visiting children's hospitals and donating to local homeless shelters.

by D'Gryzby May 23, 2022