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vulcan death fart

An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.
Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!
by loser edpettit April 23, 2008
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Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman with two fingers of one hand in both holes at the same time
I gave my bird a serious session of the vulcan last night and she creamed all over my hand
by Mr Mong November 29, 2004
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Vulcan Death Glare

A glare that is given with so much anger and hatred that you feel frozen and can't move from it's intensity
Seymour: Jeez, did you see that Vulcan Death Glare he gave me? I couldn't react it was so scary!

Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!
by McScary January 13, 2009
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Vulcan Clap

(aka the Vulcan High Five) The act of inserting the index and middle fingers in the pussy and the ring and pinky fingers in the ass. Inserting the second hand the same way and proceeding to clap or high five yourself.
Joe: How did it go with Jenny ?
Tom: It was the best, I gave her the Vulcan Clap.
by Vulcan++ June 28, 2018
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vulcan scissoring

Two people connect their Vulcan hand sign (See hand signal for Live long and prosper) side ways between the V that the hand makes. This type of hand shake is not for the awkward of heart.

Yet once initiated a profound friendship will ensue .

The Vulcan handshake is to not be mistaken for the Vulcan Kiss. Depending on the usage Vulcan scissoring has varying degrees of perversion or none at all.
Danielle saw that Jay was signalling the Live long and prosper sign with his hand on the dance floor. Danielle wanted to one up Jay, so she made the same hand signal as well then inserted her sign into Jay's Vulcan sign. The Vulcan signs interlocked and thus was born VULCAN SCISSORING!
by Dee heavy November 1, 2013
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Vigorous Vulcan

A sexual act which is synonymous with the "Vulcan Death Grip" or "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".

The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.

Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.
I received a handjob in my lady friend's car last night. Needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. Now it hurts to move. Khannn!!!!!
by Khann!! October 24, 2011
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Vulvan Nerve Pinch

(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.
"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.
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