Volapük

A dead language, spoken in the late 1800's, which was the first artificial language to become popular. It was hard to learn and didn't make much sense, and could conjugate a verb in 500,000 different ways, so was beat out by Esperanto. Esperantists still make fun of their early rival by call things that don't make sense Volapukajxo, literally Volapük-thing, but figuratively, "nonsense".

Dood! Your wack talk sounds like you're speaking Volapük! Shut that crap up!

by kleme November 28, 2005

velda

The embodiment of complexity: both creative and destructive.

Velda,like Keats,understands the fall of a sparrow.

by velda harris January 11, 2004

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano

Pneumonoultramicroscopic silico volcano coneosis (45 letters -- had to misspell it to fit in Urban Dictionary -- merge all of the words togeather); a lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles) is the longest word in any English-language dictionary. (It is also spelled -koniosis.)
On Feb. 23, 1935, the New York Herald-Tribune reported on page 3:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano-koniosis succeeded electrophotomicrographically as the longest word in the English language recognized by the National Puzzlers' League at the opening session of the organization's 103d semi-annual meeting held yesterday at the Hotel New Yorker.
The puzzlers explained that the forty-five-letter word is the name of a special form of silicosis caused by ultra-microscopic particles of siliceous volcanic dust.

His Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano koniosis made him cough-up black phlegm and blood.

by Aaron M Smith October 17, 2006

Vodafail

When using the vodafone network and it fails... again

I Tried to call you last night to let you know of spare tickets to the gig but Vodafail was in full effect.

by v8shorty December 10, 2011

Chilean Volcano

Is when you get fisted in your arse and you seep blood vigorously; also reffered to as being stuck in Melbourne due to plumes of ash from a South American volcano

My anus is bleeding cause of that Chilean Volcano

Dang! We're stuck in Melbourne due to that Chilean Volcano

by Volcanic Hispanic June 14, 2011

Voldemophobia

The fear of having no nose

Friend one: "Gotcha nose!!!"
Friend two: "OMG MY NOSE!!" *breaks down crying*
Friend one "O NO! I'm so sorry, I didn't realise you have Voldemophobia!!"

by Loldemort1 May 7, 2011

Volcanogina

A vagina that dribbles or spews forth blood unexpectedly and unprovoked.

"Michelle's explosive volcanogina soon led Morry to cover everything in his room with butcher paper and dropcloths."

by Pete February 15, 2004