To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
Get the throttle the vicar mug.that which is experienced vicariously.
by Chrome Toaster January 23, 2009
Get the vicarity mug.my name is another name for goddess Lakshmi
So basically I'm the god of money
Bow beneath my feet you broke banana peels
So basically I'm the god of money
Bow beneath my feet you broke banana peels
by jared op October 9, 2020
Get the Vilasini mug.To leave a party or a fun situation early. The reason being to get home and let your mother put vicks vaporub on your chest so you can sleep better.
(Brad) "This party is awesome, I can't believe Jon is Vicks-ing
out"
(OVE) "Well if my mom looked as hot as Jon's, I would probably be vicks-ing out too."
out"
(OVE) "Well if my mom looked as hot as Jon's, I would probably be vicks-ing out too."
by Pip Lewis March 13, 2008
Get the vicks-ing out mug.The little glitch that everyone from James Bond to your average Joe on the street has that stops him from reaching his true potential. They are always one of the following:
Women (my personal favourite)
Alcohol
Gambling
Cigarettes
Drugs
Crime
Women (my personal favourite)
Alcohol
Gambling
Cigarettes
Drugs
Crime
Pete: Hi, my vice is womanising. I just can't stop, which means I am unable to lead a normal life.
Nick: I have alcohol problems. I can't stop drinking long enough to string three chords together.
Scott: I don't have a vice, other than womanising, gambling, drinking, smoking and kleptomania.
Nick: I have alcohol problems. I can't stop drinking long enough to string three chords together.
Scott: I don't have a vice, other than womanising, gambling, drinking, smoking and kleptomania.
by Malaria September 13, 2005
Get the Vices mug.Excess consumption by an auxiliary member of the leisure class. This is referenced in Thorstein Veblen's "The Theory of The Leisure Class". His most prominent example is described as a wife of a member of the leisure class.
Through vicarious leisure, she enjoyed the fine accoutrements provided by the vast wealth of her husband.
by Bloopie Nefoomy June 20, 2011
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